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The interior designer described the look as "elegantly deshabille". I dug the trip she was laying down, but the brute in me couldn't help but think a couple of artfully placed shruiken and a Sho Kosugi poster would spritz up the room just fine.
Instead I've got this ditzy broad, dressed like Marilyn Monroe if she had a serious case of hepatitis C telling me that I need to replace all my business papers on the desk with better designed business papers created by some turd in Scandanavia with more diacritic marks in his name than letters.
If I told you, "I made a smell... in my pants!" You would think I was some kind of comic genius. You wouldn't be wrong, but this would only reinforce smell's status as the underdog of the senses. And that don't smell right.
If Sissel Tolaas told you she made a smell, you would take her seriously.
Jonny Nails co-runs a great blog called Polaroids of Androids. Pretty sure you've heard of it. They know a lot about music, and they like to share it. They also like to use the word c*nt heaps in their write ups. We love Jonny forever now because he made us a mixtape at the last minute. He also answered a few questions:
What makes a great mixtape?
I think the key is to mix it up.
Let's not get into how non-functional tote bags are. Sure, they used to look cool with your Docs and corduroy pants but things have changed since CD burners and faux-Burberry ruled the 90s. Me? I like to be smart when I go out. Give me comfortable shoes, a loose-fitting hoodie and a filthy old backpack because, in facilitating a public drinking habit, mobility and stealth is key.
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