Author results: Jason Crombie

Under The Bridge, Rebecca Godfrey

18th Nov 08
Format: Book
Motivation: Kill twenty minutes dead

This book is so good. It's the true story of Reena Virk, a 14-year-old girl from British Columbia who was beaten and drowned under a bridge by her schoolmates in 1997. Brilliantly written and fastidiously researched, UNDER THE BRIDGE will leave you wondering why you haven't killed yourself yet because the world is so horrible.

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Titty City T-Shirt

17th Nov 08

You like tits? Me too. Nice, big, juicy-ass tits. Don't come at me with no half-a-handful titties, that's a deal breaker, no sale. I wanna woman who can give me RSI in all the right places, if you know what I mean... Do you know what I mean? Yeah, me neither. I'll tell you this much though - the dudes that make the bestest breast-related zine in the world, TITTY CITY, have also made a bunch of awesome t-shirts that you should buy because, guess what? They feature those big, fat, jaw-breaker tits we all know and love.

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Wasp Injector Knife

13th Oct 08

Recently I found myself shark hunting in the Gulf of Mexico with my very special friend Mr. Lou Diamond Phillips. We were sitting aboard my boat THE CHINGA A TU MADRE, gearing up for a dive when Lou whips out this ordinary looking hunting knife and says "Hey, check this out, man," and stabs the watermelon I had brought with me for good luck.

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Wooooo!

9th Oct 08
Format: Magazine
Motivation: Kill twenty minutes dead

Note: the following write up is by WOOOOO editor Jason Crombie. He's not bias, you are!

If you want something to read and you don't mind if it's really stupid, you should read my magazine - WOOOOO!. It's an interview-based deal I publish biannually from my filthy little rat-hole in New York City.

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