Alphaville Sale

21st Aug 08
Alphaville Sale Goods

WHAT
ALPHAVILLE SALE!!

WHERE
OK WE DOUBLE CHECKED:
32 OXFORD ST, PADDINGTON

WHEN
STARTS THUR AUG 21

HOW MUCH
30% OFF (EXCLUDED DENIM AND SCARVES)

 

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Just when you thought you would never own a T-shirt with River Phoenix smokin' a rollie on it, THINK AGAIN. It's the Alphaville sale (on everything except denim and scarves). Alex and Georgie are throwing their fine retail staff to the wolves (us) with discounts on frankly already-quite-affordable fashions. It starts today (Thursday).

Actually there's that sheltered lane behind the Oxford Street store where you could sleep overnight like a keen bean, waiting for the doors to open. And when you get in, here's what it will be like:

You: Hey River, gimme a drag o' that durrie
River: I don't know you, man, oh wait, did I see you that time at Viper Room?
You: No man, I just bought you on a t-shirt
River: [Shakes his head like he did that time in STAND BY ME when Ace said to him "You little faggot! This is your last chance. What do you say, kid?"]

By Penny Modra

Product: Clothing

Theft: Theft is a risk

Keywords: Alphaville, Sale, Alpha 60

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