Article published 2nd Apr 09

WHAT
CLAYTON BAILEY'S 'SUPER STIFF' MOUSTACHE GROWER

WHERE
WWW.CLAYTONBAILEY.COM

HOW MUCH
$72.50 + POSTAGE

CONTACT
EMAIL CLAYTON

For all of you either growing a precious 'mo', or just maintaining one - make sure you check out Clayton Bailey's Moustache Grower. Clayton Bailey's secret 'super stiff' organic protein formula Moustache Grower comes in a hand-made, wheel-thrown, porcelain-covered jar. On this jar is a photo-silk-screened underglaze label showing its inventor's prize-winning moustache.

The jar is 3.5" in diameter, and holds about 4 ounces of Moustache Grower. As it's rare and scarcely available, email Clayton to beg for a jar. Alternatively seek Clayton's wit-sharpening Moustache Snake Oil in porcelain flask.

By FLRL

Product: Beauty

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Keywords: moustache, Grow, Fashion Launches Rocket Launches, Face

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