9th Jan 08

WHAT:
SPY GADGETS

WHERE:
IN PACKS OF SULTANA BRAN AND POSSIBLY OTHER CEREALS

WHEN:
AT THE MOMENT, BUT DETAILS ARE HAZY

HOW MUCH:
WHAT PRICE IS PEACE OF MIND?

RELATED LINKS:
KELLOGG’S
LIST OF DESIGNATED TERRORIST ORGANISATIONS

Sure, the UN has a ‘counter terrorism strategy’. When it comes to the crunch though, who’s really going to protect us? As Einstein said, “The individual must not merely wait and criticise, he must defend the cause the best he can. The fate of the world will be such as the world deserves".

In this libertarian vein, Kellogg’s has released a range of Spy Gadgets, distributed cunningly in packs of Sultana Bran. We have uncovered two out of a rumoured set of three. They are the Message Transmitter (looks like a tiny camera but sends morse code messages using a flashing light) and the Motion Sensor (looks like a motion sensor).

Official Instructions for the Motion Sensor:
1. Place unit on a flat surface and point the SENSOR toward another point. The 1-metre space between the sensor and this point is now under surveillance
2. When movement is detected, the unit will beep for 2 seconds
3. If no movement is detected for a five minute period, it will automatically switch to standby and stop detecting movement.

So you can monitor your stuff for 5 minutes at a time as long as it’s less than one metre away from the sensor and you are close enough to hear the beep.

God grants liberty only to those who are always ready to guard and defend it. – Daniel Webster (1782 - 1852)

By Penny Modra

Product: Gadgets

Theft: Theft is a risk