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Telegram Stop

Article published 15th Apr 09
Telegram Stop Goods

What:
Telegram Stop

Where:
Here. Sent from Melbourne to the world!

How much:
AUD $4.70 each

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OH HERRO -(STOP)- I WON'T BE IN AT WORK BECAUSE I HAVE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME -(STOP)- STOP CALLING ME -(STOP)- I CAN'T PICK UP BECAUSE THE SATELLITES DON'T SEND SIGNALS THROUGH SPACE TIME -(STOP)- (ONLY SPACE) -(STOP) - I WOULD SUBMIT THE REPORT TODAY BUT THEY DON'T HAVE EMAIL YET -(STOP)-  HEY I HAVE BOUGHT 600 IBM SHARES SO IF YOU COVER FOR ME I WILL GIVE YOU ONE MILLION DOLLARS WHEN I GET BACK -(STOP)- PENNY -(STOP)-

Telegrams are back! This is huge. Just type the message in the box, preview and pay. Now your messages both local and international will be treated with the respect a yellow envelope deserves. Impress your colleagues! Avoid ugly reply-alls! Get out of weddings the classy way.

LYRICS IDEA -(STOP)- OH YOU'D BETTER -(STOP)- BEFORE YOU TEAR ME ALL APART YOU'D BETTER -(STOP)- BEFORE YOU GO AND BREAK MY HEART OOOH YOU'D BETTER -(STOP)- SAM BROWN

By Penny Modra

Product: Objects

Theft: Theft is unlikely: everyone already has one

Keywords: Stationery

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