Recently I found myself shark hunting in the Gulf of Mexico with my very special friend Mr. Lou Diamond Phillips. We were sitting aboard my boat THE CHINGA A TU MADRE, gearing up for a dive when Lou whips out this ordinary looking hunting knife and says "Hey, check this out, man," and stabs the watermelon I had brought with me for good luck.
There's something to be said for the dreamy imperfection of an old-school analogue photo. It's something a wardrobe of vintage tees, retro sunnies and Photoshop simply can't replicate.
That's because there's so much more to photography than taking a tiny 10 megapixel camera out on a Saturday night, posting the shots on Facebook, then burying the end product in the depths of your hard-drive.
Good white shoes are to fashionistas what water is to farmers: a vital component for prosperity. And both farmers and fashionistas alike have witnessed a crippling drought of late. Dunlop Volleys have been dredged out from last season. Desperate people have shopped at Industrie for their white shoes.
In their own words, Pete Versus Toby like to keep it simple and like colour. They wear their philosophy on their T-shirts - ‘Gingerbread men make better lovers' and ‘If cats were bigger they would eat you'. They dabble in the political ‘Rifles make the deer fall down' and ‘I sniff, I vote'.
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