WHAT
TITTY CITY T-SHIRT
WHERE
THE WORMHOLES (HAMBURGER EYES ONLINE STORE)
HOW MUCH
US $40 INCL. POSTAGE (AROUND AUD $60)
You like tits? Me too. Nice, big, juicy-ass tits. Don't come at me with no half-a-handful titties, that's a deal breaker, no sale. I wanna woman who can give me RSI in all the right places, if you know what I mean... Do you know what I mean? Yeah, me neither. I'll tell you this much though - the dudes that make the bestest breast-related zine in the world, TITTY CITY, have also made a bunch of awesome t-shirts that you should buy because, guess what? They feature those big, fat, jaw-breaker tits we all know and love!
Nothing says 'Hey! You know what? Fuck it. I'm into knockers - big time!' Like a T-shirt with a picture of some titties on it. Look at those sweet, heavenly gazongas! Goddamn! Don't they just make you wanna scream?
Imagine if one day it just rained tits! You think anyone would be carrying an umbrella? Not a chance! I'd just lie in the street and let myself be smothered to death! And when I got to the Pearly Gates God wouldn't be mad at me for committing suicide, he'd just go 'Right-on, I love tits too, that's why I made them shits.'
Product: Clothing
Theft: Theft is inevitable: Buy two
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