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Mechanics who read TwoThousand will squeal with delight when they get their strong, dirty, trembling hands on the latest offer from our Monster Children...

Ripple is a new Melbourne-based project that has found a cunning way of redirecting internet advertising profits to charity. This enables you (kind...

Hello. I am eText. I come to you via a pixelated screen, as part of a coded email. I am speedy, sometimes hyperlinked. You can access me at any time...

With the Westfield-isation* of the retail world, it's refreshing to find a space in Sydney where shiny new surfaces and designer change rooms are eschewed...

The term “release date” means different things to different musicians: compare, for example, Lil’ Kim to Gary Glitter…er...

To appreciate the awesomeness of the Portable Film Festival you need to think about two seemingly unrelated things at once. Firstly, you know how ‘normal'...

How far does your lesbigay folk memory stretch back? Could you identify six types of lesbian hairstyle?

Direct out of Amsterdam since 2005, the founding...

Bad things come in pairs, and now there are two similarly named annoying little Italians that we can't stand. The first: Vinnie (pictured). The second:...

There is no drink more inexplicable than pearl tea. Malnutritious tapioca balls floating in Starburst flavoured liquid. Mysteriously vacuum sealed plastic...

With all the film festivals coming through Sydney at the moment, from last week's feature Hola Mexico Film Festival, to this week's Japanese Film Festival...

‘EATIV' in capitals has to be one of the most difficult combinations of letters imaginable to kern. The spaces between E and A, A and T, T and I...

A stereotypical analogical writer faced with a Greek-run family business would look no farther than Con the Fruiterer for wordy inspiration. His dysfunctional...

In addition to sharing the name of one of Melbourne's finest bygone groups, Brooklyn's Vivian Girls sound Australian in other Chapter Music / best...

TwoThousand likes nothing more than a little unfriendly competition. Why, just last week we slashed the tires of the editor of Citysearch and broke the...

It seems there's a sub-cultural shift happening in Sydney at the moment. That statement is based on nothing more than the fact that our favourite Crown...

The Tea Centre is pretty much the nemesis the bustling café. Its serenity, sweet smells and real time pace are the antithesis of acrid coffee...

Imagine we could use chroma key greenscreens to get away from it all - just super impose ourselves onto a backdrop of choice, and be gone.

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Close your eyes and imagine you're in a calm, empty room. A softly lit, minimalist Oxford Street boutique, with white walls, experimental chill out music...

Seriously, if you’re not onto this yet it’s just a travesty. Being the junkies for TV that we are, we download the things as soon as they...

Relax! You don't have to battle Desperate Housewives at Parklea Markets just to find a decent bargain this week. Newtown's finest, Pretty Dog, are having...