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Bred from dissatisfaction in homo culture's convergence with mediocrity through its inter-breeding with the mainstream, Melbourne-based THEY SHOOT HOMOS...

As Coupland’s MICROSERFS came to characterise the burgeoning dot-com boom of the mid-nineties, this spiritual cousin smartly defines the aftermath...

It's 1971 and you are French. You wake up, get dressed and eat a croissant - the crispy, buttery flakes fall onto your copy of LE MONDE with every bite...

If, like us, you associate short fiction with READERS' DIGEST and the smell of your Granny’s lounge room then you need Francis Ford Coppola’s...

Coffee - the black oil that gets the morning from akimbo to limbo. Along with legal crank, the other thing Izrock likes is independent business and...

It's a shame that slogan T-shirts are lamer than a guy who just got stabbed in the kneecap with a wasp knife, because the other day I was inside my...

For those who have just joined us, Goldfrapp weren’t always hedonistic dance floor fillers, using synth-pop melodies and gyrating beats to seduce...

Orson & Blake is the stuff of urban lifestyle dreams. Dreams that do away with white picket fences and two-point-three children in favour of chrome-rimmed...

Airplanes collide, atoms collide and somewhere in the middle Children Collide. It has been happening for years, in games of British bulldogs, dodge-ball...

Is there anything better than nervous laughter spreading slowly through a cinema? Old-fashioned Spanish ghost story THE ORPHANAGE possesses the entire...

ABC,
as easy as
Gilles Deleuze…

Hang on…

What kind of magazine uses another magazine’s masthead on its cover? Or uses, as its...

TwoThousand believes that the sample things in life are often the best. That’s why we recommend you tune in to Crate Diggers on FBi and hear the...

Skateboarding - it's not for everyone. It's noisy and painful and something many of us grow out of when we get into the serious business of finding a...

Pleasant, cute and edifying are not words used to describe the work of Adam Cullen. Garish, puerile and grotesque are closer to the mark. So it's no...

New York City has a smell. It starts wet and warm, in the guts of the subway. It steams up through manholes on the roads and wafts over gargantuan Hummers...

It may seem slightly ridiculous to even consider spending $129 on a hat with cute pom-poms... but then you think about it again... it's a Kate Sylvester...

Here at TwoThousand, when we hear rumors of something good we suss it and try and spread the word. So when we heard that there was someone cooking up...

You know when you do something so good you don't want to risk spoiling it by telling everyone - this is that. It is with great reluctance but a whole...

Let's face it - compilations usually suck.

Either it's the haphazard mix of music (that never suits one mood), or the meager amount of ‘good'...

Everybody has a couple of beaters in the cupboard. But did you know you can actually bring those fargones back to life with a little elbow grease? What...