The Shape of Punk to Come

Jamming good - San Francisco's Wooden Shjips have all the sea rhythm and outsized heaviness their name suggests. Loving on the strung-out sounds of ‘60s...

Moving into a six bedroom house and need a formal dinner setting? Check.

Just discovered you're having an unplanned baby and need a cot? Check.

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"It was there," Trent Parke says, "while staring into that bright red bucket, vomiting every hour on the hour for 15 hours straight -...

All hail the disguised blessings of hegemonic music distribution companies and impossible commercial rental prices in our fair city. For, without them...

People much older and wiser than myself assure me that Kings Cross goes through varying cycles of cleanliness/dirtiness every few years or so that brings...

Mechanics who read TwoThousand will squeal with delight when they get their strong, dirty, trembling hands on the latest offer from our Monster Children...

There's something to be said for the dreamy imperfection of an old-school analogue photo. It's something a wardrobe of vintage tees, retro sunnies and...

Think ribs. This is our new motto here at TwoThousand. Not just any ribs - juicy, Asian style, marinated portions of pork, that slip off the bone and...

Holy, holy, holy CRAP. After Mardigras madness, Gay Bash is back to cup your eggs before they've hatched. Consistently the best party in Sydney, this...

Can you hear it? It’s the call of the wild. It’s the smell of sweat oozing out of your pores and dripping liquid gold into the sand under...

With the cyclical nature of music these days, one would do well to pull a Rip Van Winkle - hibernate for a good 20 years ‘til your sound comes back...

Dragging one’s ass off the couch can be a painful necessity for cinema fans. IMAX ain’t IMAX on a 30 inch screen. Plus, at premiers you can...

Alongside pretzels, Bauhaus, some of the world's best death metal and Claudia Schiffer, Rainer Werner Fassbinder's films are amongst Germany's top exports.

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Online shopping: for or against?
I personally am for. Insert this into your vocabulary: “Ooooh”, “Aahhh”, then “Add to...

The lungs of Joanna Newsom seem to be an acquired taste, like eggplant or anchovies. According to fans, her voice is 'delicate', while another (less doting)...

Baltimore girlfriend/boyfriend duo Beach House have achieved an increasingly difficult feat; they've created a sound that is both instantly recognisable...

When Christopher Guest - writer of THIS IS SPINAL TAP and WAITING FOR GUFFMAN - releases a new film, you can’t help but feel both excited but...

You might have heard of Nathan Gray; most probably not for his music. The man is an artist. He makes incredible prints, sculptures and woven paper works...

Published Art may have been around for a while, but like a chameleon it regularly changes its novel skin with the constant flow of art, design and architecture...

Someone needs to put Kevin Smith on suicide watch, because KNOCKED UP is the film he’s been trying to make for years. He fails because he can’t...