Keyword results: Kings Cross
There are few social situations in life that not only encourage exposing your rude bits, but insist upon it. Public baths and orgies rank among them. Fun-cushions and tatas, thunderboxes and lightning rods, front bums and baby arms, you name it, they've got it. You might want to put that out of your mind when you visit however.
Designed by Robert Woodward, the El Alamein Fountain stands in the heart of Sydney's red-light district, reminiscent of a Jeff Koons take on the humble dandelion. It's iconic of the flash-trash era of the Cross's heyday, where Les Girls, Sweethearts, Porkys and a bloody mary at the Bourbon and Beefsteak were all class.
What:
No Win Sitch, Anthony Lister
Where:
Porky's, 77 Darlinghurst Rd, Kings Cross
When:
Fri Jul 17, 6pm-8pm
How much:
Free
Description:
For just one night, Anthony Lister is showing an entirely new body of work. With the main focus being the constant abuse of power within the Australian media, Lister once again proves his ability to make his audience question the norm. "Imagine me standing in a room holding a mirror outwards - this is what the show is about".
Event: Exhibition
Stimulus: Ideas
WHAT
THE VINTAGE
WHERE
KIT & KABOODLE, 35 DARLINGHURST RD, KINGS CROSS
WHEN
FRI MAY 15, 8PM
HOW MUCH
FREE BEFORE 10PM, $10 AFTER
This Friday, weave your way past the sensory horrors of Kings Cross and pop in to Kit & Kaboodle for some wholesome vintage family fun. Think house-party rather than super-club: there'll be sweet tunes and a dress up box, as well as some late night Twister. It's the one place you can act like a kid in the Cross, but still stay up past your bedtime.
Event: Party
Stimulus: Nostalgia
WHAT
LEGO LAND
WHERE
KIT & KABOODLE, 35 DARLINGHURST RD, KINGS CROSS
WHEN
SUN MAY 10, 8PM
HOW MUCH
FREE BEFORE 10PM, $5 AFTER
Monday morning always sucks, right? Good. Then you wont turn down the offer to boogie with some of Sydney's Blockiest. They got Health Club's Mike Tyson, Gay Bash's National Treasure, Good God's Radge, and a couple more block heads to keep you dancing from 8pm Sunday till 5am Monday. You have time for a little kip, then it's off to work.
Event: DJs
Stimulus: Fun
WHAT
BRITISH BALLS AND MADAM DE BIERS, WE LOVE HALLOWEEN
WHERE
MADAM DE BIERS, 42 DARLINGHURST ROAD, KINGS CROSS
WHEN
FRI OCT 31, 8PM
HOW MUCH
FREE WE THINK
If every Halloween fell on a Friday, we could legitimately spend each October 31 getting trollied dressed as our favourite vaudeville carnie without turning up to work the following day sporting a genuine wish-we-were-dead hangover. But it only happens once in six years (that's counting leap years. Yes we did the math).
Event: Party
Stimulus: A
Remember pet rocks, that slightly deranged 70s fad? Probably not. But ask your parents; they were the hemp-and-macramé era's answer to Cabbage Patch Kids and Tamagotchis - clean, cheap, well-behaved, um, pet rocks. Well, The Pet Rocks are none of these things. But they're just as laid-back and worthy of your attention.
Event: Bands
Stimulus: A
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