Keyword results: Shoes
"They're turning kids into slaves, just to make cheaper sneakers. What's the real cost cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper? Why are we paying so much money for sneakers when they're made by little slave kids?" ‘Think About It' - Flight of The Concords (1.26).
NO MORE must we a) support child slavery b) pay so much money for sneakers.
So you've wisely ignored the Gould Street bottle-shop opposite, made it under the trio of puffer-fish lights, safely negotiated the stairs (noting the mural on your left), smiled at the signed portrait of ex-PM Bob Hawke (80s larrikin icon), had your gaze arrested by the pink plastic flamingos to the right of the guardian tiki statue and finally managed to take in the wall-mounted Blue Marlin.
Count on New Balance to come out of left field with the release of these two hot new 574 packs. Inspired by the ultra-hip Japanese convenience stores 7 Eleven, Family Mart and AM/PM, these babies couldn't have dropped at a better time with the hype of THE SIMPSONS Kwik-E Mart saturation.
Pick up 52 with the Las Vegas pack.
No longer are plastic shoes the footwear choice of five-year-olds and hospital staff, well not if Marc Jacobs has anything to do with it. These jellies are more suited to the well-heeled sidewalk than the sandpit, but being 100% plastic they work equally well in the shower and on the beach. How's that for versatility?
White and red are in-store now at INCU, alongside TwoThousand favourites like This Charming Man (a sterling silver feast for your clavicle) by designer-come-barista Ed Janssen, and tailored men's pieces by Fifth Avenue Shoe Repair, who surprisingly, don't make shoes.
Good white shoes are to fashionistas what water is to farmers: a vital component for prosperity. And both farmers and fashionistas alike have witnessed a crippling drought of late. Dunlop Volleys have been dredged out from last season. Desperate people have shopped at Industrie for their white shoes.
Remember when some well-travelled trendsetters shipped some colourful rubber thongs back from Brazil, whacked an exorbitant price tag on them and called them the latest footwear craze?
Well this is nothing like that.... We promise.
While trekking through South America, intrepid Aussie Emily Cooper fell in love.
By no means are these shoes cheap, nor are they practical. In fact, they aren't classic, "go-with-anything" or "wear-everyday". What they are is infectious and damn sassy. You don't f#*@ with a lady in these pumps, I'll tell you that much.
Kirkwood's range is sinister and probably bad for you - like smoking, excess drinking and sex with really hot people you don't really know.
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