Here at TwoThousand, when we hear rumors of something good we suss it and try and spread the word. So when we heard that there was someone cooking up...

I am an embarrassingly huge fan of Jim O'Rourke's solo work, I think HALFWAY TO A THREEWAY and EUREKA are probably some of the most played records in...

Sometimes, just being a cool guy is enough. For much of Dennis Wilson's career as the Beach Boys' charismatic drummer, this was certainly true. The only...

If life’s a cocktail, then Mike Giant is living a dirty martini. Born colour blind and nearsighted, Mike grew up in New Mexico immersed in hot...

Jamming good - San Francisco's Wooden Shjips have all the sea rhythm and outsized heaviness their name suggests. Loving on the strung-out sounds of ‘60s...

Okay, okay. This record may not be brand new but it still has its shine. In February, when this 12” was released, TwoThousand unfortunately had...

Blah Blah Blah Denim. Yawn! Not another denim label....? Right? Well, actually, this one is a stayer.

See, Maise has been lovingly created by ex-TopShop...

Here's something that annoys me about interesting stuff: as soon as it gets juicy, it's all over. This truth I apply across the board to relationships...

Straight from the magazine Mecca, Colophon 2007, WE LOVE MAGAZINES is the product of intense obsession. Refreshingly thorough and beautiful to touch...

The Italians have it down. They zip about on scooters and can always get a park. They wear tight pants. They eat pasta from a mumma and drink not in pubs...

After numerous 7 inches and remix appearances, Ed Banger Records boss Busy P has delivered his debut solo 12". On this EP you'll find three equally...

Actors-as-musicians generally range from the forgettable mediocre (Keanu Reeves' Dogstar) to the outright atrocious (Paris Hilton's 'Stars are blind')...

There's nothing sexy about Golden Century. It's got kitsch ‘80s-era Chinese cultural décor, (gold-leaf dragons and red furnishings), a...

While words have definitions, pictures only have implied meanings and therefore possess a timelessness that can draw you in over and over again, regardless...

Canberra. For many, its worth equals cheap fireworks and endless porn. However, a recent trip to our capital city unveiled a beacon amidst the bric-a-brac...

‘L'Olioteca' ~ The ‘olive oil library'. At least that's what I think it means. Well, it sounds like ‘biblioteca', and that means ‘library'...

You can never underestimate the stupidity of majority opinion - value judgements are far better. God knows we make a living out of them here at Right...

‘The New Yorker' has outlived many of its compatriots keeping true to it's post war roots. At a time when community eateries slowly disappear, this...

Like something Patsy and Eddie might have dreamt up in the wee hours, HIGH FASHION CRIME SCENES takes fashion to the heights of bad taste and depends...

"It's homeopathic inner crystal meth." Just so we're clear, sexual misadventurer and author Jonathan Ames is talking about unashamed old-fashioned...