Keyword results: Swedish

Sven's Viking Pizza

5th Nov 08
Venue: Restaurant
Meal: Dinner

When people steal from us we somehow conjure up images of what they look like. My ancestors invented stories about murderous horned Vikings who ‘stole' their woman and sheep. Truth is, my ancestors were probably ugly, dank druids and their woman willingly left with the Swedes, because they looked better and simply did things better.

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Funkis Clogs

10th Oct 07
Product: Fashion
Anatomy: Feet

When you're four years old, dressing up as a super hero is a rite of passage. But instead of ‘Supergirl', ‘Batgirl' or a sai-weilding ‘Rafael', I was donned ‘Dutch Girl'. The outfit was hideous: little frilly apron, weird cone hat and clogs. My parents were ecstatic. I had clog-related nightmares for the next 10 years.

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