70's British Horror Double

Hot little people making hot little songs in a hot little studio, all crafted with their hot little hands - it only makes sense that this record is hot...

Animation in café windows...installations in a carpark...world music in pubs...books at a wine bar. Where the hell are we!? Melbourne!?

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Anger management classes are a funny thing really. But we suppose you can't argue with a "Restraining Order" - whatever that is. One thing we...

You know when you do something so good you don't want to risk spoiling it by telling everyone - this is that. It is with great reluctance but a whole...

There's certain appeal to the idea that ANZAC day is set aside in remembrance of the forebearers who died fighting to protect Australian values, so we...

Remember Easter when you were little? The excitement of an egg hunt? FINDERS KEEPERS is probably as close as you’ll ever get to that feeling since...

Trying to imagine Crown Street without Dobry Den is like trying to imagine Gaslight without dirty kids and beer, or Kawa without coffee-swilling flannies...

Don't be fooled by the fact that Martin McDonagh's IN BRUGES stars legendary douchebag Colin Farrell. Gone is his whiplash-inducing Miami Vice-era pout...

As per usual, this week TwoThousand has chosen the easy way out. Meaning what exactly? Well, because typing a proper street address into our SHOP section...

Catcall is a new alias for Catherine Kelleher. You may have seen her over the last few years screaming her lungs out with bratty punk band Kiosk but...

If THE CASTLE had been set in Sydney, simply putting a link to the movie up would have been enough to explain the romance of Greyhound racing. For those...

There’s no shortage of ethos options being slammed in all directions at any given moment. Let alone the hounds of ‘culcha’ who are only...

A long weekend in the city usually means getting fried on Friday and spending three days in a half-comatose state. But this coming holiday, there's reason...

When local set and costume designer Jennie Tate died of cancer at the end of last year, she was in her prime. She'd finished a number of production designs...

Dead pets and hand jobs might seem like the obvious choice for exploring the themes of trust and relationships, but that's exactly the framework for the...

THE SQUARE follows in the well-worn footsteps of classic noir, and like its predecessors BLOOD SIMPLE and SHALLOW GRAVE, it knows the giddy thrill...

A one-legged woman lies in bed, kept awake by anxious visions of lost opportunites and failed attempts at gaining happiness. Sounds like fun huh? Even...

Here at TwoThousand, when we hear rumors of something good we suss it and try and spread the word. So when we heard that there was someone cooking up...

Relax! You don't have to battle Desperate Housewives at Parklea Markets just to find a decent bargain this week. Newtown's finest, Pretty Dog, are having...

January is here, and with it comes that gnawing guilt. The resolution to read more and broaden yourself was lost to endless nights watching THE WIRE...