These New Puritans

Do you plan to have intercourse in the next six months? Scratch that. Do you ever you plan to have intercourse? If your answer is a resounding "F!*k...

Ignoring the controversy over whether or not Al Gore is a hypocrite, this whole climate change thing is a pretty big deal. We here at TwoThousand are...

There's something about Oslo - something very, very strange. These three little books, collections of work printed on subtly varying paper stocks, are...

For many of us, work experience at high school was a nerve racking, rude awakening to the disintegration of joy and magic as we knew it.

Not for Steve...

Over the last six months Oxford Street has entered what meteorologists would describe as a dry spell. With the new Westfield landing smack bang in the...

Recently, local art has shown a trend towards water-colour-washed illustration. Kareena Zerefos, however, was doing her thing while the rest were pandering...

In a world where people rarely say what they mean or mean what they say, it’s vital that we have a document such as Don Watson’s WEASEL WORDS...

You can never underestimate the stupidity of majority opinion - value judgements are far better. God knows we make a living out of them here at Right...

If you want to know the time there are two options - analogue or digital. Sundials look sweet but aren't that practical, and trying to chart the sun's...

Few things bring such happiness in life as freshly-cooked dumplings. The little tubby parcels are the culinary equivalent of a cheek breaking grin. So...

Pleasant, cute and edifying are not words used to describe the work of Adam Cullen. Garish, puerile and grotesque are closer to the mark. So it's no...

There’s no shortage of ethos options being slammed in all directions at any given moment. Let alone the hounds of ‘culcha’ who are only...

So, if you’re addicted to blogs like we are, you'll have no doubt already downloaded this track, maybe thinking it was from Justice’s new...

What's with cafés these days? They're pimped out with the latest organic free-trade coffee, a million-dollar fit-out and the hippest of hipster-doofus...

"Are you right?" The overweight 40-something asks TwoThousand whilst concentrating on and looking at something else.

Those who think that Oxford...

Hey, you! Yes you, Mr Font Nerd. Look at you sitting there scratching a fantabulous new treatment for the letter ‘T' on your notepad. Maybe you're...

Skateboarding - it's not for everyone. It's noisy and painful and something many of us grow out of when we get into the serious business of finding a...

One of the few upsides of being crammed into a small car with three other people and a bunch of gear for 12 hours as you haul arse to Brisbane, is the...

With temperatures soaring 032C's title is apt for the Australian summer and so is its content if you want something more inspiring than a Sudoku puzzle...

It's official - white is the new black.

After Black Mountain, Black Angels, Black Dice, Black Keys, and Blackety Blackety Black Black (they're HUGE...