Keyword results: Umbrella

The Umbuster

3rd Dec 08

More than the nose picking, the endless demands, the reckless driving, you know what makes me a bad person? I don't want it to rain.

Drought you say? Dead polar bears? I laugh at your anecdotage. Know why? Umbrella midgets. Those little bastards who strut around with their umbrellas poking you in the eye as if it's their only chance to get back at tall people.

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