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For years, I've been plagued by the horrible feeling that something was missing from my life. Maybe a shotgun wedding, a illegitimate child oran addiction...

Contrary to popular belief, the best place to find hot flesh on Oxford Street is not the Stonewall, it's the Balkan Continental Restaurant. After...

Blockbusters suffer from the tyranny of low expectations. How many times did you hear someone dismiss the gaping flaws of Transformers with "yeah...

Here at TwoThousand, when we hear rumors of something good we suss it and try and spread the word. So when we heard that there was someone cooking up...

Forget for a second that you could probably watch both these shows online right now.

There is no better way to embrace the inevitability of middle-aged...

Classic cult movies, like books, are the ones everyone knows, but haven't necessarily seen before. Then when you stumble upon one on Fox Classics or in...

Why does Dominick Dunne hate Frank Sinatra? Because Ol' Blue Eyes once instructed a flunky to punch Dominick in the head as a lark. Yes, Dunne's career...

Biopics are perhaps the suckiest genre in all of cinema. Interesting lives almost never translate to interesting cinema, and their main appeal is showing...

This record is a jigsaw. A Rubick's cube. As soon as you enter this musical labyrinth you're lost in the shadows. Caught up in a running stream of repeating...

When in doubt, revert to a classic. Well, that's what I say anyway. And there is nothing quite like the slasher film to end all slasher films, featuring...

Something I enjoy on a Monday morning is comparing my neighbour's recycling bin with my own - trying to gauge who's had the biggest weekend based on the...

We know - we're cafe sluts. We go on and on about the newest, the latest and the greatest. But do you realize how addictive caffeine is? Jesus, if heroin...

There are few ladies who have gone down in history. A fair lady who articulated Spain's rainfall. A floppy-eared cocker spaniel who shared spaghetti with...

I've never been to Brisbane, but I wanna go. Everyone I've ever dealt with there has been super friendly, and judging from their perky, upbeat bands...

If you were looking for a new place to have dinner in Darlinghurst, then you will be very very very happy.

Two weeks ago, a cosy and delightful Italian...

TWOTHOUSAND is a bit jealous of SALON.COM, the stuck-up city boy smarty pants of the internet...sittin’ there with its book-learnin’…thinkin’...

Bigger than Backstreet, the Terminator and Chucky, The Wall is back with an artillery of art, sound and street food (and no thick Austrian accents)...

These New Puritans emerged from the soil of the English seaside resort, Southend, in 2006.

In person, they cut a striking silhouette: svelte, clean-cut...

If you haven’t started accruing a collection of Die Gestalten Verlag for your design library, it’s time to start. More than just publishers...

Melbourne's style is an acquired taste. Kind of like roasted eggplant and fetta on rye. Not the taste most Aussies are used to, unless they're well travelled...