Wooooo #6
Leather pants are the coolest.
Whether they're on a guy or a gal, they're the boldest statement that a person can make. They're the fashion way of saying, "I don't play society's games and I want everyone within 20 yards to know it."
Let me tell you a story. I was walking down the street the other day and I saw a 70-year-old man in leather pants, with a matching leather coat. He was a slender gentleman, just rolling through his day minding his own business. As he passed a pack of young girls, they all started giggling. Of course, he was undeterred by this. But the pack of girls yelled, "I bet his nuts smell!"
That was rude. But, yes, they probably smell like seafood.
Wooooo Magazine is kind of like an older man in leather pants. This magazine is not concerned with what anyone thinks. If you could smell it, it'd smell like a puddle in Chinatown after the Hanasuki Bait Shop washes down its sidewalk. The new issue has interviews with: Zach Galifianakis, Natas Kaupas, Aaron Rose, Andy Jenkins, Max Schaaf, and a bunch of other people that I've never heard of.
I interviewed Natas for the issue. We talked about water balloons and big top tents. We'd love for you to buy a copy. We made it, special, just for you. If that doesn't excite you, then I'm done trying to pitch this fucking magazine to you and your cotton pants.
Oh, sorry. I have to take this call.
It's your nuts, they'd rather be encased in leather.
Format: Magazine
Motivation: Kill twenty minutes dead
Keywords: Literature, Wooooo Magazine, Jason Crombie
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