TwoThousand blames Crown Street "designer/photographer/DJj/t-shirt makers" for the fact that it is impossible to find a plain anything anywhere in Sydney. Through soiling otherwise wearable shirts with third-rate prints of turntables or Nico from the Velvet Underground, Crown Street clones have foisted their unsavory tastes on the rest of us, while secretly funneling their profits into fourth-rate Chloe Sevigny movies.
Forced to turn offshore, TwoThousand invites you to join its army of plain-Janes by purchasing from the American Apparel online store. Go look: you wont find a single frayed edge on these pristine pretties!
From the lightweight Summer T to the Pull-Over Hoodie to the Jersey Tee, American Apparel can deliver the goods in every colour of the rainbow. The clothes are generally cut for the slimmer reader (like we have any other type). Delivery is fast, and if you get a conglomerate together then shipping is a steal. Even with the conversion rate, the clothes are cheaper than you'll find them here.
The choice is yours: comfy new California Fleece or Brown Bunny 3.
Product: Clothing
Anatomy: Whole body
Keywords: T-shirt, Fashion, American Apparel
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