The Tool Shed
WHAT
THE TOOL SHED
WHERE
81 OXFORD ST, DARLINGHURST
191 OXFORD ST, DARLINGHURST
WHEN
MON-THURS 10AM-1PM, FRI-SAT 10AM-2.30PM, SUN 10AM-12AM
CONTACT
9332 2792
Impressions of a Tool-Shed-virgin
Tuesday February 10, 3.08pm
Post a cunning entry off Oxford Street, The Tool Shed immediately reduces one to metaphorical nakedness. A thousand eyes and exposed orifices peer from every surface. Momentarily, you are enveloped - in a nefarious eden. Father grey beard is behind the counter to your right, analysing your every inch. To the left are instruments of intrusion, fruits of rebellion and curiosities in form of film and fiction. Thankfully, there is no scent to note.
As you become attuned to your new surrounds and casually sift through the erotic cool and fool, you almost forget the potentially dangerous 2.5" x 28" double dongs on display.
The parade of rings, songs, pumps, dongs, inflatable tricks, dicks and breakaway thongs would feed the need of any sexually imprinted exhibitionist, lone member or tool-friendly couple. Ew.
Regardless of your intentions, this shopping adventure makes for an amusing study of humanity. Do however, leave soft-core puritanism at the door. As Valentines and Mardi Gras align this weekend in a unified celebration of love, cultivate your curious rogue hormone within and let your neurons kick over.
Product: Gadgets
Anatomy: Whole body
Keywords: Sex
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