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Note: the following write up is by WOOOOO editor Jason Crombie. He's not bias, you are!

If you want something to read and you don't mind if it's really...

Why does everyone love Pixar? Exhibit A: when Pixar became aware of footage showing someone who cried every time the hero of their latest film simply...

Simple rearrangement of words can have startling effects. For example, “album cover” equals great, while “cover album” equals...

A T-shirt says 1000 words. Well, maybe not 1000. You'd need to have a pretty big ponch for that. But artfully done, tees can say a lot about their wearer...

Like a scene out of Oliver Stone's sixties psyche-crapfest THE DOORS, last summer Melbourne's Sand Pebbles trekked out into the desert with a bag full...

Contrary to popular belief, it's a bad idea to give acid to pre-schoolers. They already can't tell fantasy from reality, so when their shoes start singing...

Let's begin by setting the scene. It's Friday night, around 7.30pm, and you're further gone than Tony Bullimore in his little yacht. This is a crucial...

"They're turning kids into slaves, just to make cheaper sneakers. What's the real cost cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper? Why are we...

If you've taken a fall from the fashion horse of late, chances are you're dreading a re-mount of the bucking, temperamental steed. And if you're anything...

Recent outbreaks of Internet-slaves playing bongos, all hyphy "like Fela" reeks of moneyed putrefaction - at best reminding of C. Thomas Howell's...

Who needs a reason to jam thirty of the best new wave artists of the naughties into a single publication? Not WITHOUT REASON. They’ve just compiled...

The great thing about going to an Aesop store is that even if you don't buy a product, you feel more beautiful anyway. Regardless of which store you...

There is a lot to be said for ‘above awning retail’. This is because, for one, there is always a view. And for two, traversing a flight of...

With all that air kissing, quaffing of white wine and gushing about rectilinear forms, art gigs tend to be a terribly faggy affair by nature. And a new...

Foot fetishes are weird. And those that truly appreciate feet know that they are best covered by an awesome pair of sneakers. Melbourne made magazine...

Can we shift gears into First Person for a moment? Thanks. I’m not proud of it, but should admit my occasional cultural cringe towards Australian...

Word association: when I say "hunger strike", do you think "brimming with cinematic possibilities"? Maybe not. Turner Prize-winning...

Sometimes, when two different things meet and create, the most beautiful outcomes arise.

Nashi pears, Eurasions, those little shitsu/pomeranians - all...

As the French say, ‘ La vie est comme une crêpe.' Or at least they could say that, but they don't, because it would just be stupid. Crêpes...

Dave Hickey is the love child of Hunter S. Thompson, Lester Bangs, Giorgio Vasari, Anais Nin, Mark Twain, Hannah Arendt, Susan Sontag and, still skimping...